Diamond Dave

image from www.debbieschlussel.com

You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw a rock at you. That's the territory. You buy the land, you get the Indians.

David Lee Roth

Just for saying such ignorant racist dribble alone, Diamond Dave deserves a beating. But since this is Diamond Dave, he deserves oh so much more. Perhaps he can spend the rest of his botox infused life listening to Skyscraper continuously. Then again, he probably thinks it's good, and believes that "Just Like Paradise" is profound, being the fucking arrogant loser he is. We'll come up with something.

In the meantime, we can amuse ourselves with this recording of David Lee Roth giving us vocal stylings that would have made Pavarotti jealous. I won't even try to describe this, because Mike at Convulsing Discharge of Inanity does it way better than I ever could. All I can say is imagine Diamond Dave singing without the benefit of a backing band. Listen to it here: Diamond Dave

This pic is from 2008 and is from Diamond Dave's site. Doesn't the Mad Hatter look so much better than before?

Anyone have a rock?